Jerry Quote #936
Jerry: Haven't worn this one in a long time.
Meryl: Ooh, cashmere?
Jerry: No, gore-tex. It's new. [checks pockets] Hey, look at this locket. What the hell is this? There's a picture in here, look at that.
Meryl: Wow, this is really old. You don't know whose it is?
Jerry: No, I haven't worn this jacket since I got it back from the dry-cleaner. Maybe we should ask him.
Meryl: All right, we'll stop over there.
Jerry: Yeah. What do you want to get for breakfast?
Meryl: Pancakes.
Jerry: Oh now, come on, you know I'm getting pancakes.
Meryl: I don't know that!
Jerry: But we can't both get pancakes. It's embarrassing. It's like one step from the couples who dress alike.
Meryl: I'll get the short stack.
Jerry: Ah, that's why I love you. 15-9.
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Quote from George
George: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back?
Elaine: Did you ever hear of... holding it in?
George: Oh, no... No, that's very bad for the kidneys.
Elaine: How do you know?
George: Medical journals!
Jerry: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
Quote from George
George: Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!
Elaine: No, that's not it!
George: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!
Elaine: Why couldn't you just wait?
George: I was there! I saw a drain!
Elaine: Since when is a drain a toilet?!
George: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!
Elaine: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!
George: I'll call a plumber right now!
Quote from George
Elaine: Mmm, what happened?
George: Nothing, I said it was a little problem.
Elaine: Yeah? What was it?
George: Well, I was in the locker room showering, and I... I had to go, so...
Jerry: Here we go.
George: Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me. He even gave me a dirty look.
Elaine: You went... in the shower?
George: Yeah, so what? I'm not the only one!