Elaine Quote #378
Greg: I'm glad you're here. This can get really boring. Do you know where I can get some good olives?
Elaine: I can find out.
Greg: Would you?
Elaine: Sure. [inner monologue] Ooh, a project. That's a definite signal.
Greg: By the way, you look really great in that leotard.
Elaine: Oh, thanks. [inner monologue] That's no signal, who wouldn't like me in this leotard? I look amazing in this leotard.
Greg: Hey, you know what's weird? I think I had a dream about you last night.
Elaine: [inner monologue] Okay, he open-lips me, he dreams about me, we have an olive project, that's it. I'm asking this guy out. [out loud] Um, you know Greg, I...
Greg: Can I have a sip of your water?
Elaine: Oh, yeah, sure. [hands him her bottle]
Greg: Thanks. [before Greg takes a sip, he wipes the bottle cap on his shirt]
Elaine: [inner monologue] Oh, my God.
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Quote from George
George: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back?
Elaine: Did you ever hear of... holding it in?
George: Oh, no... No, that's very bad for the kidneys.
Elaine: How do you know?
George: Medical journals!
Jerry: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
Quote from George
George: Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!
Elaine: No, that's not it!
George: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!
Elaine: Why couldn't you just wait?
George: I was there! I saw a drain!
Elaine: Since when is a drain a toilet?!
George: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!
Elaine: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!
George: I'll call a plumber right now!
Quote from George
Elaine: Mmm, what happened?
George: Nothing, I said it was a little problem.
Elaine: Yeah? What was it?
George: Well, I was in the locker room showering, and I... I had to go, so...
Jerry: Here we go.
George: Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me. He even gave me a dirty look.
Elaine: You went... in the shower?
George: Yeah, so what? I'm not the only one!