Elaine Quote #371
George: Did you ever solve the riddle of the pie?
Jerry: No, that's one for the ages. But I think they're gonna be putting Poppie away for a long long time. [they toast]
[When Elaine enters, Olive gives her a distress look]
Elaine: You guys are not gonna believe this. I just got a letter from a friend of mine in Chicago who's shopping, and she said she saw a mannequin that looked just like me. What if there're more. Where are they coming from?
[elsewhere:]
Boss: Ricky, we've been getting a tremendous response to your TR-6 mannequin.
Ricky: TR-6? I prefer to think of her as... Elaine.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Pie’ Quotes
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: You think you can pose me however you want? That's my ass in your window!
Saleswoman: It's our store and our mannequin, we can do whatever we want with it.
Elaine: No! You take down that mannequin right now, or I'm pressing charges. Yes, this is my attorney.
Saleswoman: Oh, yeah? What law am I breaking?
Jerry: Well, I believe there's some legal precedent - Winchell vs. Mahoney,
Elaine: Uh-huh.
Jerry: The Charlie McCarthy hearings.
Elaine: Uh-huh. Are you taking this down?
Saleswoman: I'm getting the manager. [leaves]
Elaine: Jerry get the car. [grabs the mannequin]
Jerry: What are you doing?
Elaine: Just get the car!
Jerry: Elaine, as your legal counsel I must advise against this.
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: Aren't mannequins kind of an insult to your imagination? You couldn't possibly visualize a sweater, so we'll show you on this life-size, snotty puppet. I guess when they're finished with them, they become crash-test dummies. That's the end of the line for a mannequin. "Whatever happened to Bob?" "Have you seen that new Volvo commercial? He's got a bullseye right on his face." Mannequins are only used for car accidents and fashion. I guess these are the two situations that it's impossible for us to imagine ourselves: Well-dressed or getting killed. I'm sure there's some pro-mannequin organization that doesn't even like you to use the term mannequin. "Hey, they're not mannequins. They're the life-deprived."
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Well, hi Olive. [reaches for Kramer's back] No, no. No more of that. There's something I have to tell you.
Olive: What?
Kramer: Uh, well, there's someone else.
Olive: Someone else?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Olive: Who is she?
Kramer: Her. [points to the Elaine mannequin in Jerry's car]
Olive: her?
Kramer: Yeah, there she is. That's my gal.
Olive: You're a liar. I've seen her in here before. She's not your girlfriend.
Kramer: Now, Olive, look, I'm sorry.
Olive: Why is she wearing her underwear?
Kramer: Well, it's a style. [turns to Jerry] Jerry give me the keys. [catches Jerry's keys] Well, I guess we're gonna go for a drive now. She really loves that.
[When Kramer gets in Jerry's car, he starts making out with the mannequin. Unfortunately his passionate kissing and embrace leads to the mannequin's arm falling off]