Elaine Quote #339
Quote from Elaine in The Conversion
Elaine: You sure you don't mind?
Doctor: No, of course not. People ask me medical questions all the time.
Elaine: Well, the question isn't even for me it's for a friend.
Doctor: Elaine, I'm used to it. I'm a doctor.
Elaine: Well… podiatrist.
Doctor: Huh?
Elaine: No, no. I'm just saying you didn't really go to medical school, you went to podiatry school. Which I'm sure is very grueling in its own way.
Doctor: I went to podiatry school because I like feet. I chose to work with feet.
Elaine: I like feet too. I'm just saying…
Doctor: Saying what?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Conversion’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: I can't believe how easy it is. I'm virtually Orthodox. All I have to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I'm in the club.
Jerry: That's all there is to it?
George: That's all there is to it. By Christmas day, I will be Brother Costanza.
Jerry: And what is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Costanza?
George: Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence.
Quote from George
Older Priest: I must say, George, I was somewhat surprised at the results of your conversion test. I don't recall having seen such an impressive performance. You truly must be filled with the spirit of the Lord.
George: Oh, I'm... I'm full of it, Father.
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: You know, doctor is supposed to be such a prestigious occupation. But it’s really like one of the only jobs where you have to have your diploma right up there on the wall. It makes them seem so insecure, doesn't it? "I really am a doctor, you know. You think I'm not, just check it out." I mean, I don't know why they need these little bits of psychological leverage over us all the time. "Go in that little room, take your pants off, wait 15 minutes, and then I'll give you my opinion." I mean, after that, anyone that comes in with pants on seems like they know what they’re talking about. In any difference of opinion, pants always beats no-pants.