George Quote #640
Quote from George in The Puffy Shirt
Woman: Look at what you've done! You spilled my bag!
George: I, I, I.... Here, let me... Let me help you..
Woman: No, no ,no. It's all right.
George: It- It's just that I'm here with my parents, and my mother wants me to take a civil service test. And to tell you the truth, I don't even think I'd pass it.. So..
[As George hands her the last of her items, she starts to admire his hand]
Woman: Hmm..
George: What?
Woman: Your hands.
George: What about them?
Woman: They're quite exquisite!
George: They are?
Woman: Extraordinary! Have you ever done any hand modeling?
George: Hand modeling? [shakes head]
Woman: Here's my card. Why don't you, uh, give me a call?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Puffy Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Bryant Gumbel: Look, I'm sorry, it is just a very unusual shirt. It could be, kind of, a whole new look for you. You could put a patch over an eye. You could be the pirate comedian.
Jerry: Yeah.
Bryant Gumbel: Will you wear the puffy shirt at the..?
Jerry: Look, it's not my shirt.
Bryant Gumbel: Whose shirt is it?
Jerry: What's the difference? I agreed to wear it. It's a puffy shirt. I feel ridiculous in it. I think it's the stupidest shirt I've ever seen, to be perfectly honest with you.
Leslie: [o.s., loudly] You bastard!
Bryant Gumbel: Did you hear that?
Jerry: That I heard.
Quote from Jerry
Bryant Gumbel: Back now, 7:46. On Tuesday the 19th here in New York there will be a benefit for the Goodwill Industries, a used clothing organization that provides service to the needy. One of the performers will be comedian Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry, good morning.
Jerry: Thank you, Bryant.
Bryant Gumbel: And speaking of clothing , that is a very, very unusual shirt you have on.
Jerry: Oh, thank you.
Bryant Gumbel: You're all kinda.. All kinda "puffed up". [chuckles]
Jerry: Yeah, it's a puffy shirt.
Quote from Estelle Costanza
Estelle Costanza: I knew it. I knew it. I always knew you always had beautiful hands. I used to tell people. Frank, didn't I use to talk about his hands?
Frank Costanza: Who the hell did you ever mention his hands to?
Estelle Costanza: I mentioned his hands to plenty of people!
Frank Costanza: You never mentioned them to me!
George: Hand me an Emory board.
Estelle Costanza: I always talk about your hands. How they're so soft and milky white.
Frank Costanza: No! You never said milky white!
Estelle Costanza: I said milky white!