Jerry Quote #613

Quote from Jerry in The Pick

[stand-up:]
Jerry: The human body is a lot of maintenance. It's a lot of showering, a lot of shaving, a lot of cleaning, a lot of clipping, a lot of checking. If your body was a car, you wouldn't buy it. It's too much upkeep. It's a pain. But women definitely go to the absolute extreme. To me, it's amazing the way women take care of all the hair on their bodies. One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

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Quote from Jerry

Jerry: And what if I did do it? Even though I admit to nothing, and never will. What does that make me? And I'm not here just defending myself but all those pickers out there who've been caught. [Tia gets in the elevator] Each and every one of them, who has to suffer the shame and humiliation because of people like you.. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! [elevator doors close, Jerry addresses the crowd] I am not an animal!

Quote from George

Susan Ross: I just don't think we have anything in common.
George: That's okay. That's good. You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know and the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization. Homogenization. She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.
Susan Ross: Why were there so many cockroaches?
George: Because. There was a lot of cake lying around the house. Just sitting there going with all the excess milk from all the experiment. [grins]
Susan Ross: And they got along?
George: Yes! Yes. You know. She didn't know about pasteurization. He didn't know about fumigation. But they made it work!

Quote from Jerry

Elaine: Anyway, so Fred and I are going to do some volunteer work for that church on Amsterdam.
Jerry: Oh, volunteer work. See that's what I like about the holiday season. That's the true spirit of Christmas. People being helped by people other than me. That makes me feel good inside.