George Quote #427
Quote from George in The Pitch/The Ticket
Russell: Look. I don't know how you two guys feel, but we would really like to be in business with you.
George: Well, we would like to be in business. Let's do business. We'll have some business. Let's have business.
Jerry: We would love to be in business. We'll do business. We're in business. It's... It's business. This is business.
George: Yeah!
Stu: Would it be possible to get a-a-a copy of 'La Cocina'?
Jerry: Your off-Broadway play.
George: Oh, oh. Uh, you know. It's the damndest thing. I, uh, I moved recently and my files, pfft, disappeared. Now, I-I don't know if they fell off the truck or if there was some sort of foul play, but let me tell you something, I'm not through with that moving company.
Jerry: Hmm, hmm.
George: That's my vow to you.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Pitch/The Ticket’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Male Voice: [on the phone] Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Male Voice: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Male Voice: No.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel. [hangs up]
Quote from George
George: They wanna have another meeting? They wanna buy it? They wanna buy it? Oh, I tell you, we're gonna be rich! What are we gonna get for this? Fifty, sixty thousand?
Jerry: I don't know about sixty.
George: Oh, it's gotta be fifty. [giddy laugh] You know how much Ted Danson makes, huh?
Jerry: Ted Danson. Now, how are you comparing us to Ted Danson?
George: I didn't say we're Ted Danson.
Jerry: Yes, you did. You said we're Ted Danson!
George: Oh!
Jerry: You know, I think he wears a piece.
George: Yeah, don't worry. He can afford it.
Quote from George
George: See, this should be a show. This is the show.
Jerry: What?
George: This. Just talking.
Jerry: [dismissive] Yeah, right.
George: I'm really serious. I think that's a good idea.
Jerry: Just talking? Well what's the show about?
George: It's about nothing.
Jerry: No story?
George: No, forget the story.
Jerry: You've got to have a story.
George: Who says you gotta have a story? Remember when we were waiting for, for that table in that Chinese restaurant that time? That could be a TV show.