Newman Quote #13
Quote from Newman in The Pitch/The Ticket
Jerry: What's this all about?
Newman: Oh, we're making a trade. I'm giving him my motorcycle helmet, he's giving me his radar detector.
Jerry: I didn't know you had a motorcycle.
Newman: Well, my girlfriend had one.
Jerry: You have a girlfriend?
Newman: I had a girlfriend and she was pretty wild.
Jerry: I don't remember you with a girl.
Newman: Nevertheless...
Jerry: This is a pretty bad deal for Kramer. You know a radar detector is worth much more than that helmet. I think you're cheating him.
Newman: Don't say anything.
Jerry: All right.
[Kramer enters]
Jerry: Hey, you know you're getting gypped over here.
Kramer: Really? Ah.
Newman: We had a deal. Are you reneging out of the deal? Are you reneging? That's a renege.
Kramer: Oh, stop saying "reneging".
Newman: Well, you're reneging.
Kramer: Okay, okay. I'm not reneging.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Pitch/The Ticket’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Male Voice: [on the phone] Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Male Voice: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Male Voice: No.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel. [hangs up]
Quote from George
George: They wanna have another meeting? They wanna buy it? They wanna buy it? Oh, I tell you, we're gonna be rich! What are we gonna get for this? Fifty, sixty thousand?
Jerry: I don't know about sixty.
George: Oh, it's gotta be fifty. [giddy laugh] You know how much Ted Danson makes, huh?
Jerry: Ted Danson. Now, how are you comparing us to Ted Danson?
George: I didn't say we're Ted Danson.
Jerry: Yes, you did. You said we're Ted Danson!
George: Oh!
Jerry: You know, I think he wears a piece.
George: Yeah, don't worry. He can afford it.
Quote from George
George: See, this should be a show. This is the show.
Jerry: What?
George: This. Just talking.
Jerry: [dismissive] Yeah, right.
George: I'm really serious. I think that's a good idea.
Jerry: Just talking? Well what's the show about?
George: It's about nothing.
Jerry: No story?
George: No, forget the story.
Jerry: You've got to have a story.
George: Who says you gotta have a story? Remember when we were waiting for, for that table in that Chinese restaurant that time? That could be a TV show.