Kramer Quote #141

Quote from Kramer in The Good Samaritan

Elaine: Hey, Kramer. Kramer!
Kramer: Yeah?
Elaine: What happened to you right here?
Kramer: I don't know!
Kramer: You know, I was watching Entertainment Tonight, and uh, suddenly, you know, I got dizzy. And the next thing I know I hit my head on the coffee table.
Elaine: Well, that is- That is strange.
Kramer: Yep. [mumbles off]

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Quote from Jerry

[stand-up:]
Jerry: Well, I would say the concept between the car phone, and the phone machine, the speakerphone, the airline phone, portable phone, the pay phone, the cordless phone, the multiline phone, the phone pager, the call waiting, call forwarding, call conferencing, speed dialing, direct dialing, and the redialing, is that we all have absolutely nothing to say, and we've got to talk to someone about it right now. Cannot wait another second. I mean, come on. You're at home, you're on the phone. You're in the car, you're making calls. You get to work, "Any messages for me?" You gotta give people a chance to miss you a little.

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Jerry: A stupid what?
Elaine: Whatever.

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[stand-up:]
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