George Quote #318
Jerry: Where's he dropping us? Maybe we can get him to drop us right at my house?
George: We'll ask him. [opens partition] My dear fellow, where are you dropping us?
Chauffeur: Madison Square Garden, of course. I have the four passes.
George: Of course, the, uh... The four passes. [closes partition] Four passes to Madison Square Garden? Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Of course! Chicago! The Knicks are playing the Bulls tonight!
Jerry: What?
George: We are going to the Knick game! Michael Jordan!
Jerry: We're going to the Knick game!
George: Did I tell you?! Did I tell you?!
Jerry: I can't believe it! You may have hit with this one!
George: You see? You see? I see things as they are and I say, "No!" Uh, wait, you see things as they are not and you s- Wait, uh, you see things, do you see things as they are? What do you say when you see things?
Jerry: Lemme call Elaine and Kramer.
George: If I see things as they are, I would ask 'why' or 'why not?'
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Limo’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: Do you think that the people at the airport that run the stores have any idea what the prices are every place else in the world? Or do you think they just feel they have their own little country out there and they can charge anything they want? "You hungry? Tuna sandwich is nine dollars. You don't like it? Go back to your own country." I think the whole airport airline complex is a huge scam just to sell the tuna sandwiches. I think that profit is what's supporting the whole air travel industry. I mean think about it. The terminals, the airplanes, it's all just a distraction so that you don't notice the beating that you're taking on the tuna.
Quote from Jerry
Tim: You know, it's funny. You don't look like an O'Brien.
George: Me? [George and Jerry laugh nervously]
Tim: And you really don't look like a Murphy.
Jerry: I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy.
George: He's extremely Murphy. He's Murphy to a fault.
Tim: Where are you from?
Jerry: Dublin. Originally. Parents came over here when I was eighteen. Cereal famine. Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. Bad. [Celtic accent] 'tis a beautiful country, though. Lush rolling hills. And the peat! Ah, the peat.
Tim: Sounds more like Scottish.
Jerry: We were right on the border.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: I'm telling you, something's going on. I can feel it, sense it.
Elaine: I'm sure he was just joking around.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. This is no joke. O'Brien's coming in from Chicago, Jerry's in a limo, says he's O'Brien?
hat's not funny. Oh, my God. Yes. Yes!
Elaine: What? What is it?
Kramer: Don't you see? There's always been something very strange about Jerry. Always so clean and organized. Do I have to spell it out for you? The limo? The name? The rally at Madison Square Garden? Jerry and O'Brien are the same person. Jerry is the leader of the Aryan Union!
Elaine: Jerry's a nazi?!
Kramer: I can't believe I didn't see it.
Elaine: Listen, you idiot! Just calm down! I know Jerry, he's not a Nazi.
Kramer: You don't think so?
Elaine: No, he's just neat.