[stand-up:]
Jerry: Do you think that the people at the airport that run the stores have any idea what the prices are every place else in the world? Or do you think they just feel they have their own little country out there and they can charge anything they want? "You hungry? Tuna sandwich is nine dollars. You don't like it? Go back to your own country." I think the whole airport airline complex is a huge scam just to sell the tuna sandwiches. I think that profit is what's supporting the whole air travel industry. I mean think about it. The terminals, the airplanes, it's all just a distraction so that you don't notice the beating that you're taking on the tuna.

Tim: You know, it's funny. You don't look like an O'Brien.
George: Me? [George and Jerry laugh nervously]
Tim: And you really don't look like a Murphy.
Jerry: I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy.
George: He's extremely Murphy. He's Murphy to a fault.
Tim: Where are you from?
Jerry: Dublin. Originally. Parents came over here when I was eighteen. Cereal famine. Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. Bad. [Celtic accent] 'tis a beautiful country, though. Lush rolling hills. And the peat! Ah, the peat.
Tim: Sounds more like Scottish.
Jerry: We were right on the border.

Kramer: I'm telling you, something's going on. I can feel it, sense it.
Elaine: I'm sure he was just joking around.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. This is no joke. O'Brien's coming in from Chicago, Jerry's in a limo, says he's O'Brien?
hat's not funny. Oh, my God. Yes. Yes!
Elaine: What? What is it?
Kramer: Don't you see? There's always been something very strange about Jerry. Always so clean and organized. Do I have to spell it out for you? The limo? The name? The rally at Madison Square Garden? Jerry and O'Brien are the same person. Jerry is the leader of the Aryan Union!
Elaine: Jerry's a nazi?!
Kramer: I can't believe I didn't see it.
Elaine: Listen, you idiot! Just calm down! I know Jerry, he's not a Nazi.
Kramer: You don't think so?
Elaine: No, he's just neat.