Morty Seinfeld Quote #2
Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The Stake Out
Morty Seinfeld: Well, go up to the office.
Helen Seinfeld: Up to her office?
Morty Seinfeld: Go to the building. She goes out to lunch, doesn't she?
Jerry: I guess...
Morty Seinfeld: So, you stand in the lobby, by the elevator, and wait for her to come down for lunch.
Jerry: You mean "stake out" the lobby?
Helen Seinfeld: Morty, that's ridiculous. Just ask Elaine for the number!
Morty Seinfeld: He doesn't want to ask Elaine for the number.
Helen Seinfeld: So you've got him standing by the elevator like a dope! What happens when he sees her?
Morty Seinfeld: He pretends he bumped into her!
Jerry: You know what? This is not that bad an idea.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Stake Out’ Quotes
Quote from George
Vanessa: What are you doing here?
Jerry: Oh, we're meeting a friend of ours for lunch. He works here in the building.
George: Yeah, Art Vandelay.
Vanessa: Really? Which company?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: I don't really know.
Jerry: He's an importer.
Vanessa: Importer?
George: And exporter.
Jerry: He's an importer/exporter.
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: Apparently, Plato, who came up with the concept of the platonic relationship, was pretty excited about it. He named it after himself. He said "Yeah, I got this new thing, 'platonic'. My idea, my name, calling it after myself. What I do is, I go out with the girls, I talk with them. Don't do anything. And go right home. What do you think? I think it's going to be big!'' I bet you there were other guys in history that tried to get relationships named after them, but it didn't work. You know, I bet you there were guys who tried to do it, just went: "Hi, my name's Rico. Would you like to go to bed immediately? Hey, it's a 'Riconic' relationship..."
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: What's the young man's name? I would like to meet him.
Elaine: I don't think so.
Jerry: Well, what does he do? Is he an artisan, a craftsman, a laborer of some sort?
Elaine: Wall Street.
Jerry: Ah, high finance: bulls... bears... people from Connecticut.