George Quote #1286

Quote from George in The Checks

George: So, what do you think?
Male Executive: We're bit confused. Why was this man Jerry's butler?
George: Ah. You see, the man who was the butler, uh, had gotten into a car accident with Jerry, and because he didn't have any insurance, the judge decreed that the man become Jerry's butler.
Male Executive: Is this customary in your legal system?
Jerry: No. That's what makes it such a humorous situation.
Male Executive: [Japanese: "Are you following any of this?"]
Female Executive: [Japanese: "I'm still trying to figure out why they gave us a bag of oranges."
Male Executive: I'm sorry. I'm sure Mr Seinfeld is very funny to Americans, but I'm not sure this butler show would work in Japan.
George: Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too long. [indicates the bag of oranges] You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.
Male Executive: [Japanese: "Again with the oranges."]
Jerry: [drops his cup] Sorry. My hand is numb.
George: Yes. From endorsing checks for the Super Terrific Happy Hour.
Male Executive: You must go now.

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Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
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Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.

Quote from George

Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?