Jerry Quote #1296
Quote from Jerry in The Secret Code
Jerry: How about this, "Come on down to Leapin' Larry's. If you can beat our prices, we'll give you the store."
Leapin' Larry: You know, I've always liked your comedy, you don't take cheap shots.
Jerry: No, I don't.
Leapin' Larry: Sorry for keeping you here so long. Again, I apologize for the mess. This renovation is killing me.
Jerry: [to himself] My foot's asleep again!
[As Leapin' Larry gets up and walks away from the desk, he has a pronounced limp]
Leapin' Larry: When I lost my leg in the boating accident, I got so depressed about this damn prosthetic, I thought I was gonna have to give up the business. But now I'm rejuvenated. Let me show you around the store.
Jerry: You know what? I'll be with you in a minute.
[As Jerry stands and begins to 'walk off' his sleeping foot, a Leapin' Larry's employee begins laughing]
Woman: That is a great impression!
[Larry returns and looks disappointed]
Jerry: Larry, wait, you don't understand!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Secret Code’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: Oh, my God. Look at this.
George: Hm?
Jerry: It's the new J. Peterman catalog. Look.
George: "The Rogue's Wallet. It's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding, his name was Costanza. He killed my mother."
Quote from J. Peterman
J. Peterman: You know, George, growing up as a boy in Costa Rica, I heard a rumor that mama had taken a lover. Perhaps Bosco was this man's name.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: I'll bet I can guess it.
George: Pssh. Yeah. Right.
Kramer: Oh, all right. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. All right, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless. A man of temptations. But what tempts you?
George: Huh?
Kramer: You're a portly fellow, a little long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No, no, no, no, no, yours is a sweet tooth.
George: Get out of here.
Kramer: Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.
George: I'm leaving.
Kramer: No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!
George: I gotta go.
Kramer: If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's!
George: Shut up!
Kramer: Nestle's Quik!
George: Shut up!