Elaine Quote #530
Quote from Elaine in The Fusilli Jerry
Elaine: [interrupts kissing] Hey, let me ask you a question.
David Puddy: Sure.
Elaine: What do you charge for blown shocks?
David Puddy: What?
Elaine: Two, three hundred?
David Puddy: I don't know. Maybe five hundred.
Elaine: Ah. [resume kissing] What about a bad gasket?
David Puddy: Bad gasket?
Elaine: Yeah. Like a terrible gasket.
David Puddy: What is all this?
Elaine: Nothing, nothing. I'm just taking an interest in what you...do.
David Puddy: What kind of car is it?
Elaine: Oh. Any kind of a Swedish car.
David Puddy: All together, that could run about sixteen hundred.
Elaine: Oh. [kiss again] Is that with the parts and labor?
David Puddy: Uh-huh.
Elaine: Hmm. [kiss again] Oh, no. No, David. No, please. Not the knuckle....
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Quote from Kramer
George: So, did you get your new plates?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates.
George: What do they say?
Kramer: Assman.
Jerry: Assman?
Kramer: Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Yeah, I'm here to pick up my new plates. My name is Kramer. Cosmo Kramer.
Clerk: Kramer. [checks computer] All right.
Kramer: All righty.
Clerk: Sign right here, please.
Kramer: Okay. [The clerk hands him a manila envelope]. Thanks. [opens the envelope] Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.
Clerk: What's your name again?
Kramer: Cosmo Kramer.
Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. You are the Assman.
Kramer: No! I'm not the Assman.
Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.
Quote from George
George: An eye job? Ma, you don't need an eye job.
Estelle Costanza: Georgie, I'm a divorcee.
George: No, you're not a divorcee. You're just separated. You're- You're a separatee.
Estelle Costanza: Well, I'm out there, George.
George: No, you're not out there.
Estelle Costanza: I am, too!
George: You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!