Kramer Quote #565
Quote from Kramer in The Doorman
Kramer: Now, it's called the Bro.
Frank Costanza: Or the Mansiere.
Kramer: Yeah, but I prefer the Bro.
Frank Costanza: I like Mansiere.
Farkus: Well, I have to tell you, it's a very interesting idea.
Kramer: Yeah.
Farkus: You know, selling bras exclusively to women, we're really only utilizing fifty percent of the market.
Frank Costanza: That's what we figured, huh?
Kramer: I told you.
Farkus: And, to be perfectly frank, I've always felt I could use some support. I know, when I'm wearing Ban-Lon, there appears to be some jiggling.
Frank Costanza: I wouldn't be caught dead in Ban-Lon.
Farkus: So uh, what d'you see in the back? Hooks? Velcro? What?
Kramer: Uh.
Frank Costanza: Definitely velcro.
Kramer: Say you're getting intimate with a woman. Uh, you don't want her fumbling and struggling back there. [all chuckle] I think we've all experienced that.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Doorman’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Does your back hurt?
Frank Costanza: How did you know?
Kramer: Well, it's obvious, you know. You're carrying a lot of extra baggage up there.
Frank Costanza: Up here?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. Top floor. [sits next to Frank] Listen, Frank, have you ever considered wearing something for support? Now, look at this. Mind you, this is just a prototype.
Frank Costanza: You want me to wear a bra?!
Kramer: No, no. A bra is for ladies. Meet, the Bro.
Quote from Frank Costanza
Kramer: I told you! Now, Frank, listen. Here's what I'm thinking. Now, you have a friend in the bra business, right?
Frank Costanza: Of course. Sid Farkus. He's the best in the business.
Kramer: Here's our chance. What d'you say? It'll be me, you and the Bro, bro.
Frank Costanza: Let's do it! Except, we gotta do something about the name.
Kramer: Why, what's wrong with Bro?
Frank Costanza: No, bro's no good. Too ethnic.
Kramer: All right, you got something better?
Frank Costanza: How 'bout uh... the Mansiere?
Kramer: Mansiere?
Frank Costanza: That's right. A brassiere for a man. The mansiere, get it?
Quote from Estelle Costanza
Estelle Costanza: Is it safe to come in?
George: Oh, of course. Of course.
Estelle Costanza: You're not having any of your transvestite parties?
Frank Costanza: Will you stop it?
Estelle Costanza: I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!