Kramer Quote #520
Kramer: Eight hours of jingle belling and ho ho hoing. Boy, I am ho'd out.
Ned: Anyone who works here is a sap.
Mickey: Hey, watch it, pal!
Kramer: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.
Ned: Do you know the Santa's at Bloomfields are making double what you are?
Kramer: Double?
Ned: I bet the glue from that beard itches, doesn't it?
Kramer: Oh, you got that straight.
Ned: So when you get a rash all over your face in January do you think Coleman's will be there with a medical plan?
Mickey: Look, you take that commie crap out to the street.
Ned: Kramer, I've got some literature in my car that will change your whole way of thinking.
Kramer: Talk to me baby.
Mickey: Don't listen to him, Kramer, you've got a good job here.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Race’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: By the time the race was over, I had won. I was shocked nobody had noticed the head start.
Elaine: Really?
Jerry: And I had won by so much, a myth began to grow about my speed. Only Duncan suspected something was amiss. He's hated me ever since. Now he's back.
Elaine: Well, what happened when you raced him again?
Jerry: I never did. In four years of high school, I would never race anyone again. Not even to the end of the block to catch a bus. And so the legend grew. Everyone wanted me to race. They begged me. The track coach called my parents, pleading. Telling them it was a sin to waste my god given talent. But I answered him in the same way I answered everyone, "I chose not to run."
Quote from George
George: Look at this. "Exciting uninhibited woman seeks forward thinking comrade and appearance not important." Appearance not important! This is unbelievable. Finally, this is an ideology I can embrace.
Quote from George
George: What are you doing with the Daily Worker?
Elaine: Ned must have left it here.
George: Your boyfriend reads the Daily Worker? What is he? A communist?
Elaine: He reads everything. You know, Ned's very well read.
George: Maybe he's just very well red.