Jerry Quote #1015
Quote from Jerry in The Pledge Drive
Uncle Leo: [on the phone] Listen, I don't want to alarm you, but your nana is missing.
Jerry: Nana's missing?
Uncle Leo: I came to pick her up for a doctor's appointment, she wasn't here. I called the doctor, nobody knows where she is. She hasn't left the apartment in twenty-five years!
Jerry: I've been thinking about her, I just cashed some of her checks.
Kramer: Yeah, that's right. You did.
Uncle Leo: What kind of checks?
Jerry: I think Chemical Bank.
Kramer: Oh, they were Chemical.
Uncle Leo: Chemical?! She hasn't used that account since her branch closed. What are you doing cashing her checks anyway?
Jerry: Well, Kramer thought it would make her happy. [to Kramer] I never should have cashed those checks!
Kramer: Hey, I didn't twist your arm.
Uncle Leo: Your grandmother's on a very fixed income. What, are you broke?
Jerry: Just call me if you hear anything.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Pledge Drive’ Quotes
Quote from Elaine
Waitress: [to a woman at the next table] Here's your knife and fork.
Jerry: Look, she's cutting up an Almond Joy.
Elaine: I just don't get it.
Jerry: You know, I saw someone on the street eating M&Ms with a spoon.
Elaine: What is wrong with everybody?
Jerry: Look, they're doing it. They're all doing it!
Elaine: What is wrong with all you people?! Have you all gone mad?!
Quote from Uncle Leo
Kramer: Jerry? I have an announcement. Your grandmother is on the line.
Jerry: My Nana?
Kramer: And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for fifteen hundred dollars!
[As everyone applauds, Uncle Leo rushes the stage]
Uncle Leo: She can't do that. She's on a very fixed income. Stop the show!
Quote from George
George: So, what do you think?
Mr. Morgan: A PBS fundraiser? I'm not gonna waste any of the players' time with that, besides the team already does so much promotion for Channel 11.
George: Channel 11? Forgive me for trying to class up this place, for trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society that might not watch Channel 11.
[George starts to eat a Snickers candy bar with knife and fork]
Mr. Morgan: Uh, what the hell are you doing?
George: I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands?
Mr. Morgan: You know, maybe George has something here about PBS.