Jerry Quote #948
Meryl: You son of a bitch!
Jerry: I'm sorry.
Meryl: Who is she? I want to know who she is.
Jerry: It doesn't matter. I want a divorce.
Meryl: A divorce? Oh, so you can marry her and give her the discount?
Jerry: Yes, that's right.
Meryl: What happened to us, Jerry?
Jerry: I'll tell you what happened. We got married.
Meryl: I'm sorry, this is my fault. I pushed it on you.
Jerry: No. I guess I just wasn't ready for the responsibilities of a pretend marriage.
Meryl: Goodbye, Jerry. Oh, I forgot... this is your maple syrup.
Jerry: It's all right, I want you to have it.
Meryl: Okay, thanks.
Jerry: We'll always have...pancakes.
Meryl: Bye, Jerry.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Wife’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back?
Elaine: Did you ever hear of... holding it in?
George: Oh, no... No, that's very bad for the kidneys.
Elaine: How do you know?
George: Medical journals!
Jerry: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
Quote from George
George: Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!
Elaine: No, that's not it!
George: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!
Elaine: Why couldn't you just wait?
George: I was there! I saw a drain!
Elaine: Since when is a drain a toilet?!
George: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!
Elaine: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!
George: I'll call a plumber right now!
Quote from George
Elaine: Mmm, what happened?
George: Nothing, I said it was a little problem.
Elaine: Yeah? What was it?
George: Well, I was in the locker room showering, and I... I had to go, so...
Jerry: Here we go.
George: Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me. He even gave me a dirty look.
Elaine: You went... in the shower?
George: Yeah, so what? I'm not the only one!