Frank Costanza Quote #103
Quote from Frank Costanza in The Puffy Shirt
Estelle Costanza: Maybe you should take a civil service test.
George: I'm not taking a civil service test.
Frank Costanza: Look at this, George. You ever seen a silver dollar?
George: Yes, I've seen a silver dollar.
Estelle Costanza: Why don't you want to take a civil service test?
George: To do what?! Work in the post office? Is that what you want me to do?
Frank Costanza: Would you believe when I was 18, I had a silver dollar collection?
Estelle Costanza: I don't understand. You get job security. You get a pay check every week.
George: I'm a college graduate. You want me to be a mailman?
Frank Costanza: You know, I couldn't bring myself to spend one of these. I got some kind of a... phobia.
Estelle Costanza: So what are you gonna do?!
George: I don't know. I do know that I have some kind of a talent. Something to offer. I just don't know what it is yet!
Frank Costanza: I bet that collection would be worth a lot of money today. [does trick with the coin]
George: Oh, my God.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Puffy Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Bryant Gumbel: Look, I'm sorry, it is just a very unusual shirt. It could be, kind of, a whole new look for you. You could put a patch over an eye. You could be the pirate comedian.
Jerry: Yeah.
Bryant Gumbel: Will you wear the puffy shirt at the..?
Jerry: Look, it's not my shirt.
Bryant Gumbel: Whose shirt is it?
Jerry: What's the difference? I agreed to wear it. It's a puffy shirt. I feel ridiculous in it. I think it's the stupidest shirt I've ever seen, to be perfectly honest with you.
Leslie: [o.s., loudly] You bastard!
Bryant Gumbel: Did you hear that?
Jerry: That I heard.
Quote from Jerry
Bryant Gumbel: Back now, 7:46. On Tuesday the 19th here in New York there will be a benefit for the Goodwill Industries, a used clothing organization that provides service to the needy. One of the performers will be comedian Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry, good morning.
Jerry: Thank you, Bryant.
Bryant Gumbel: And speaking of clothing , that is a very, very unusual shirt you have on.
Jerry: Oh, thank you.
Bryant Gumbel: You're all kinda.. All kinda "puffed up". [chuckles]
Jerry: Yeah, it's a puffy shirt.
Quote from Estelle Costanza
Estelle Costanza: I knew it. I knew it. I always knew you always had beautiful hands. I used to tell people. Frank, didn't I use to talk about his hands?
Frank Costanza: Who the hell did you ever mention his hands to?
Estelle Costanza: I mentioned his hands to plenty of people!
Frank Costanza: You never mentioned them to me!
George: Hand me an Emory board.
Estelle Costanza: I always talk about your hands. How they're so soft and milky white.
Frank Costanza: No! You never said milky white!
Estelle Costanza: I said milky white!