George Quote #442
Quote from George in The Watch
Russell: Look Mr. Costanza, it's too late now anyway. I already made a deal with another writing team.
George: All right, all right. Look, we're people, you and me, huh? Businessmen. Colleagues, if I may. Let's not quibble. We'll do it for the thirteen thousand. Thirteen thousand, and I never came up here, we never talked, all right? You take good care. [heading to the door] It was nice seeing you again, and nice meeting you. [to Cynthia] Cynthia, right? [opens the door]
Russell: All right, now look. These deals are already made.
[George closes the door and heads back inside]
George: All right, let me just say this. Ten thousand dollars. All right, and now I'm going below what you wanted to pay. You have your dinner, have your veal, or whatever it is. Enjoy... [about to leave]
Russell: Mr. Costanza.
George: All right, that's it. All right, good, eight thousand dollars. [to Cynthia] Cynthia, again, nice meeting you. Have I commented on the shoes? I love suede, it's so thick and rich. Did you ever, you ever rub it against the
grain? All right, anyway... [heads to the door again]
Cynthia: Russell, can we eat?
Russell: All right, eight thousand.
George: You've made Jerry very happy.
[George backs out of the door, which Russell firmly closes behind him, before there's a slight knock. Russell opens the door once more.]
George: May I just use your bathroom for a moment?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Watch’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: It's an entire industry of bad gifts, aren't they? All those executive gifts. Any stupid, goofy, brass, wood thing, they put a piece of green felt on the bottom. "It's a golf, desk, tie and stress organizer, Dad." But to me, nothing compares with the paperweight as a bad gift. There's no better way than a paperweight to express to someone that, "I refuse to put any thought into this at all." Where are these people working that the papers are just blowing right off of their desks? What, are their desks screwed to the back of a flat-bed truck going down the highway or something? What, are they typing up in the crow's nest of a clipper ship? What do you need a paperweight for?
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: The main difference between the women's wallet and the man's wallet is the photo section. True? Women carry with them a photograph of every person they've ever met, every day in their whole lives, since the beginning of time. And every picture is out of date. You know what I mean? It's, "Here's my cousin, three years old. She's in the marines now." "This is my dog. He died during the Johnson administration." You know. You get stopped by a cop, no licence, no registration. "Here's fifty-six people that know me." Cop goes. "All right, ma'am, just wanted to make sure you had some friends, move it along. Routine pal check."
Quote from Kramer
Elaine: Okay, so he just wants to talk to you. I couldn't talk him out of it. So you just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay. Can you do that?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm your boyfriend.
Elaine: Okay.
Kramer: Have we been intimate?
Elaine: Yeah. Yeah, we've been intimate.
Kramer: All right, how often do we do it?
Elaine: Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think he's gonna ask you that?
Kramer: Elaine, he's a psychiatrist. They're interested in stuff like that.
Elaine: All right, all right. We do it, uh... five times a week, okay?
Kramer: Ooh, baby.