Elaine Quote #932
Quote from Elaine in The Wizard
Caucasian Waitress: Coffee?
Darryl: Sure.
Caucasian Waitress: Are you black? Or should I bring some cream?
Darryl: I'm black. Oh, you know what? Bring a little cream.
Man: [to his wife] Look at that.
Darryl: Did you hear that?
Elaine: What?
Darryl: God, there are still people who have trouble with an interracial couple.
Elaine: Interracial? Us?
Darryl: Isn't that unbelievable?
Elaine: Yes. It's awful. They're upset because we're an interracial couple. That is racism.
Darryl: I don't feel like eating.
Elaine: Uh, me neither. Well, maybe this turkey club.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Wizard’ Quotes
Quote from George
Mr. Ross: Where are we, George?
George: Almost there.
Mr. Ross: This is the end of Long Island. Where's your house?
George: We go on foot from here.
Mr. Ross: All right.
George: [breaks] There's no house! It's a lie! There's no solarium. There's no Prickly Pete. There's no other solarium.
Mr. Ross: We know.
George: Then why? Why did you make me drive all the way out here? Why didn't you say something? [whimpering] Why? Why? Why?
Mrs. Ross: We don't like you, George.
Mr. Ross: And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.
George: Oh.
Mr. Ross: All right. Let's head back.
Quote from Elaine
Darryl: So, what are you?
Elaine: I'm white.
Darryl: So we're just a couple of white people?
Elaine: I guess. [Darryl sighs] Yeah. So do you want to go to the Gap?
Darryl: Sure.
Quote from George
George: [on the phone] Mrs. Ross, it's George.
Mrs. Ross: Who?
George: George Costanza. Susan's, uh, friend? Long time no speak.
Mr. Ross: We're all out of lime juice. I told that woman to buy more.
Mrs. Ross: George, the Susan Ross Foundation is having an event this weekend.
George: Oh, I just leased a house out in the Hamptons and I have got to get out there this weekend and sign the papers.
Mr. Ross: I'm going back to bed.
Mrs. Ross: Thank you for calling, George.
George: Oh, sure. I mean, after all, you were almost my.... Okay, I gotta go. [hangs up]
Jerry: House in the Hamptons?
George: Well, you know, I've been lying about my income for a few years. I figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons.