Elaine Quote #918
Quote from Elaine in The Strongbox
Woman: Where's Glenn?
Elaine: You're the woman from the street, and I am so sorry. You know, I'm not really a home-wrecker. I thought he was a superhero, I swear.
Woman: Lady, I'm not his wife, I'm his welfare caseworker. Is he home?
Elaine: This is his home?
Woman: Yes.
Elaine: So, he's...
Woman: Poor.
Glenn: [carrying an old wooden chair into the apartment] I think this will burn!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Strongbox’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey. It happened again. Another robbery in the building.
Jerry: So you bought a cooler?
Kramer: It's a strongbox to protect my irreplaceables.
Elaine: And what would those be?
Kramer: Some taxidermy that's been in my family for generations. My Tony, my military discharge.
Jerry: You were in the Army?
Kramer: Briefly.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Now, I gotta find a good place to hide this key. Because if somebody finds this, they hold the key to all my possessions.
Elaine: Literally.
Kramer: 'Literally'? What's that supposed to mean?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You mind if I hide this somewhere?
Jerry: No, go ahead.
Kramer: [waits for Jerry to look away] A little privacy, huh?
Jerry: Oh, come on!
Kramer: Come on, Jerry, this is a security issue. Boy, you wouldn't last a day in the Army.
Jerry: How long did you last?
Kramer: Well, that's classified.