George Quote #1555
Quote from George in The Strongbox
Jerry: Obviously, you didn't make a convincing case. Let me hear your arguments.
George: Well, I don't really like her.
Jerry: That's good.
George: I don't find her attractive.
Jerry: Solid.
George: I'd like to sleep with a lot of other women.
Jerry: Always popular.
George: Sometimes at restaurants she talks to her food. 'Oh, Mr. Mashed Potatoes, you are so good.'
Jerry: You have an airtight case.
George: And in bed--
Jerry: I'm afraid we're out of time.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Strongbox’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey. It happened again. Another robbery in the building.
Jerry: So you bought a cooler?
Kramer: It's a strongbox to protect my irreplaceables.
Elaine: And what would those be?
Kramer: Some taxidermy that's been in my family for generations. My Tony, my military discharge.
Jerry: You were in the Army?
Kramer: Briefly.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You mind if I hide this somewhere?
Jerry: No, go ahead.
Kramer: [waits for Jerry to look away] A little privacy, huh?
Jerry: Oh, come on!
Kramer: Come on, Jerry, this is a security issue. Boy, you wouldn't last a day in the Army.
Jerry: How long did you last?
Kramer: Well, that's classified.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Now, I gotta find a good place to hide this key. Because if somebody finds this, they hold the key to all my possessions.
Elaine: Literally.
Kramer: 'Literally'? What's that supposed to mean?