Elaine Quote #912
Quote from Elaine in The Cartoon
J. Peterman: Elaine, I'm afraid I have incurred yet another flat tire.
Elaine: Can I fix that after lunch, sir?
J. Peterman: Oh, no, right away. Chop-chop. Ooh, a new cartoon. "I wish I was taller." [laughs] I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.
Elaine: You see? See? Smart people think this is funny. And you wanna know why? Because I wrote it.
Dugan: You shouldn't make fun of pigs.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Cartoon’ Quotes
Quote from Newman
Newman: Excuse me, Miss Weaver? Oh, my God, it is you. I've seen your show six times.
Jerry: What a surprise.
Newman: You're great. It's great. It's so great to see a show that's about something. [looks at Jerry]
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?
Kramer: It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation. No one could keep track of all those kids with those little orange boxes of change.
Quote from George
Elaine: Now, we got a dog and a cat in an office.
Jerry: It looks like my accountant's office. There's no pets working there.
Elaine: The cat is saying, "I've enjoyed reading your e-mail."
George: Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner.
Elaine: That's a page number.
George: Well, I can't crack this one.
Elaine: Oh, this has gotta be a mistake.
George: Well, try shaking it.