Jerry Quote #1721
Quote from Jerry in The Cartoon
Sally Weaver: Jerry, sorry I'm late. Channel Nine is doing a piece on my show, isn't that great? Do you hate me?
Jerry: No, no, I thought the show was terrific. I was just wondering if you have to keep saying Jerry Seinfeld is the devil.
Sally Weaver: Well, that is the title.
Jerry: I know, but I thought maybe you could mention how I apologized and encouraged you to stick with it?
Sally Weaver: You know, I workshopped that and snoozers. But I'll tell you what, I'll tinker. It's all a journey.
Jerry: Thanks. You got a little schmutz there.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Cartoon’ Quotes
Quote from Newman
Newman: Excuse me, Miss Weaver? Oh, my God, it is you. I've seen your show six times.
Jerry: What a surprise.
Newman: You're great. It's great. It's so great to see a show that's about something. [looks at Jerry]
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?
Kramer: It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation. No one could keep track of all those kids with those little orange boxes of change.
Quote from George
Elaine: Now, we got a dog and a cat in an office.
Jerry: It looks like my accountant's office. There's no pets working there.
Elaine: The cat is saying, "I've enjoyed reading your e-mail."
George: Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner.
Elaine: That's a page number.
George: Well, I can't crack this one.
Elaine: Oh, this has gotta be a mistake.
George: Well, try shaking it.