Kramer Quote #966
Quote from Kramer in The Blood
Jerry: Why are you calling my parents?
Kramer: Well, maybe if you called more often, I wouldn't have to. Listen, is it all right if I watch a tape in here?
Jerry: Why here?
Kramer: Well, I'm taping Canadian Parliament, you know, on C-Span.
Jerry: Okay.
Kramer: Is it all right if I watch it in your bedroom, because your bed is really nice?
Jerry: Fine.
Kramer: Okay!
[Newman runs in with two boxes of popcorn]
Jerry: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I do not want that in here!
Kramer: Blood!
Jerry: All right.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Blood’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
Employee: Well, we can transfer to another bank for you.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!
Quote from Jerry
George: Three pints of Kramer's blood?
Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.
George: Well, so much for purification week.
Quote from George
Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.