Jerry Quote #1655
Jerry: Aah!
Kramer: It's okay, Jerry. I'm right here.
Jerry: I can see that. What happened?
Kramer: That knife, it nicked your jugular. You know Jerry, when somebody yells "Heads up", you're not supposed to actually look up.
Jerry: I'll remember that.
Kramer: Anyway, you were lucky that I was there. You lost a lot of blood.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. You've got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.
[After Jerry starts to scream, Kramer joins in]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Blood’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
Employee: Well, we can transfer to another bank for you.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!
Quote from Jerry
George: Three pints of Kramer's blood?
Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.
George: Well, so much for purification week.
Quote from George
Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.