Frank Costanza Quote #86
Quote from Frank Costanza in The Serenity Now
Estelle Costanza: [o.s.] Get George to put those boxes in the garage.
George: Dad, what is all this?
Estelle Costanza: It's junk.
Frank Costanza: My computers. I've been selling them for two months now. [to Estelle in the other room] Shut up!
George: You're selling computers?
Frank Costanza: Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn't that far-fetched.
George: Dad, you know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM?
Frank Costanza: Yes, I do. That's why I got a secret weapon. My son.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Serenity Now’ Quotes
Quote from Frank Costanza
George: All right, Dad, we're five blocks from the house. Sit sideways.
Frank Costanza: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal! Serenity now! Serenity now!
George: What is that?
Frank Costanza: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, "Serenity now!"
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank Costanza: The man on the tape wasn't specific.
George: What happened to the screen door? It blew off again?
Estelle Costanza: I told you to fix that thing.
Frank Costanza: Serenity now!
Quote from Kramer
George: What are you doing?
Kramer: Oh, I'm putting up Frank's screen door. This beauty's got a little life in her yet.
Jerry: What do you need it for?
Kramer: The cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA. Let's see how this baby closes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Quote from Frank Costanza
Frank Costanza: I got no leg room back here. Move your seat forward.
Estelle Costanza: That's as far as it goes.
Frank Costanza: There's a mechanism. You just pull it, and throw your body weight.
Estelle Costanza: I pulled it. It doesn't go.
Frank Costanza: If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room! Don't blame the mechanism!