George Quote #1419
Quote from George in The Summer of George
Jerry: Maybe I should ask her out?
George: She is a good waitress.
Jerry: That's true. Maybe I'll take her to the Tonys.
George: You're going to the Tonys?
Jerry: Yeah, I wrote some jokes to the show and they gave me two tickets.
George: Well, why didn't you ask me? I know a million theater jokes. "What's the deal with those guys down in the pit?" [snorts]
Jerry: They're musicians. That's not a joke.
George: It's a funny observation.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Summer of George’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: Hi, I need some party invitations.
Clerk: Okay. Have you been in here before?
George: About a year ago. Wedding invitations.
Clerk: Right. How'd that all work out?
George: No complaints.
Clerk: Well, they are arranged according to the price. And as I recall... [flips to the back]
George: Actually, [flips to the front] I'll take these nice glossy ones.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: ...so I said to him, "Arthur, Artie, bubala, why does the salesman have to die? Change the title. The Life of a Salesman. That's what people want to see."
Quote from George
Doctor: Mr. Costanza, your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again. [leaves]
Kramer: Well, that's good news.
Elaine: Wow, invitations again. [scoffs]
Kramer: Yeah, that's weird.
Elaine: All right. Well... [Jerry sighs] Do you want to grab some coffee?
Jerry: Yeah.
Kramer: I'd like to get some coffee.
[Jerry, Kramer and Elaine leave George laying on a hospital bed in the middle of the corridor]
George: This was supposed to be the Summer of George! [weakly] The Summer of George!