Jerry Quote #1589
Quote from Jerry in The Yada Yada
Jerry: Hey, George, you know Tim Whatley.
George: Yeah, dentist of the stars.
Jerry: What's up?
Tim Whatley: I'll tell you what's up. I'm a Jew.
Jerry: Excuse me?
Tim Whatley: I'm a Jew. I finished converting two days ago.
Jerry: Oh, well... Welcome aboard.
Tim Whatley: Thanks.
George: Hey, where you just at the health club?
Tim Whatley: Oh, well, I didn't do much.
Jerry: We must have just missed you.
Tim Whatley: Oh, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout. [chuckles] I'll see you.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Yada Yada’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Tim Whatley: Father Curtis told me about your little joke.
Jerry: What about all your Jewish jokes?
Tim Whatley: I'm Jewish. You're not a dentist. You have no idea what my people have been through.
Jerry: The Jews?
Tim Whatley: No, the dentists. You know, we have the highest suicide rate of any profession?
Jerry: Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: And then he asked the assistant for a shtickl of fluoride.
Elaine: Why are you so concerned about this?
Jerry: I'll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy.
Kramer: Those people? Listen to yourself.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream.
Jerry: Whatley's from Jersey.
Kramer: Yes, and now he's a full-fledged American.
Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist.
Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite!
Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know, you're saying they should have their own schools.
Jerry: They do have their own schools!
Kramer: Yeah!