Jerry Quote #1586
Jerry: [answers phone] Hello.
George: Jerry. Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner is in the room. You've got to help me.
Jerry: Who is this?
George: Jerry!
Boy: [to George] Hi.
George: Shh. Ssh. Go away.
Boy: Hi, I'm Brian.
George: Beat it, Brian. Beat it. Beat it.
Jerry: Why don't you just have him paged?
George: They'll see the extension's coming from my office. [a dog licks George] Back off. Come on. Would you do something? Call in a bomb threat.
Jerry: A bomb threat? Why would I call in a bomb threat?
George: Just call!
Jerry: I think I should have some reason.
George: Jerry!
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Quote from Kramer
Jerry: You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily-trafficked, overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
Kramer: Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
Jerry: How could you swim in that water?
Kramer: I saw a couple of other guys out there.
Jerry: Swimming?
Kramer: Well, floating. They weren't moving much. But they were out there.
Quote from Mr. Steinbrenner
Mr. Steinbrenner: Costanza? Where's Costanza? Excuse mois? Have you seen Costanza?
Secretary: I've seen him around.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Um. He was humming this song yesterday. I can't seem to get it out of my head. I've got to know the name of that. "She's a heartbreaker A love-taker Brubaker run this prison like a man Ooh Ooh" Something like that. Very catchy tune. Very, very catchy. Well, you know what? I'm gonna sit here and wait for that guy. What is this, People? "The Most Beautiful People" People. Connie Sellecca. Nothing wrong that, huh?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: [enters Jerry's renovated kitchen] Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again.
Elaine: Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. It reeks.
Kramer: Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted.