George Quote #1338
Quote from George in The Money
Elaine: So, if your parents move to Florida, you're poor.
George: But happy.
Elaine: Obviously. And if they stay, you're rich, but...
George: Obviously.
Elaine: Quite a dilemma. You know, I have a bit of a dilemma of my own.
George: No, no. No, no, no. We're staying on me. We haven't solved anything yet.
Elaine: All right, this is easy. Let them go.
George: What do you mean, let them go? They're spending all my money.
Elaine: All right, well, then they stay. Let me ask you something...
George: Could you put a little thought into this? Jerry's gone, you could humor me. He humors me!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Money’ Quotes
Quote from Morty Seinfeld
Elaine: Well, Mr Seinfeld, I..I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here.
Morty Seinfeld: What's not to understand?
Elaine: Well, for one thing, you live in Florida.
Morty Seinfeld: I'm very comfortable working out of the house. I have a phone. We have a Kinko's nearby. You know, I think that my resume speaks for itself.
Elaine: Where is your resume?
Morty Seinfeld: I don't have it. I'll mail you one.
Elaine: All right, Mr Seinfeld, I... What kind of position did you have in mind?
Morty Seinfeld: You sell clothes here, don't you?
Elaine: Yeah.
Morty Seinfeld: Well, I sold raincoats in the garment center for thirty-eight years. In 1949...
Elaine: All right. All right, all right. You come in tomorrow, we'll find something for you to do.
Morty Seinfeld: You won't regret this, Miss Benes. What time should I be in? I get up at 4:00, I could be here as early as 4:25.
Quote from J. Peterman
J. Peterman: So, anyway, effective immediately, Miss Benes will return to her old position, at her original salary and I, of course, will return to mine. Kudos, Elaine, on a job... done.
Elaine: What about my stock options?
J. Peterman: I think not.
Quote from Estelle Costanza
George: Why is there a Cadillac parked in front of the house?
Frank Costanza: That's your mother's new car.
George: You bought that?
Frank Costanza: It's a coupe de elegance.
Estelle Costanza: Your father wanted a Mercedes, but I won't ride in a German car.