Helen Seinfeld Quote #30

Quote from Helen Seinfeld in The Money

Morty Seinfeld: How would you feel if we sold the Cadillac?
Jerry: What? The Cadillac I bought for you?
Morty Seinfeld: It's too much car, Jerry.
Jerry: Aw, come on, you love that car. What about the Northstar system?
Morty Seinfeld: I don't think we even use it.
Jerry: Well, it's a gift and I want you to keep it.
Helen Seinfeld: We already sold it.
Jerry: Why didn't you tell me before you sold it?
Morty Seinfeld: Because we had a buyer, and we couldn't get a free flight until now.
Helen Seinfeld: Well, we could, but we wanted the bulkhead.
Jerry: (exasperated) Ugh.


 ‘The Money’ Quotes

Quote from Morty Seinfeld

Elaine: Well, Mr Seinfeld, I..I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here.
Morty Seinfeld: What's not to understand?
Elaine: Well, for one thing, you live in Florida.
Morty Seinfeld: I'm very comfortable working out of the house. I have a phone. We have a Kinko's nearby. You know, I think that my resume speaks for itself.
Elaine: Where is your resume?
Morty Seinfeld: I don't have it. I'll mail you one.
Elaine: All right, Mr Seinfeld, I... What kind of position did you have in mind?
Morty Seinfeld: You sell clothes here, don't you?
Elaine: Yeah.
Morty Seinfeld: Well, I sold raincoats in the garment center for thirty-eight years. In 1949...
Elaine: All right. All right, all right. You come in tomorrow, we'll find something for you to do.
Morty Seinfeld: You won't regret this, Miss Benes. What time should I be in? I get up at 4:00, I could be here as early as 4:25.

Quote from J. Peterman

J. Peterman: So, anyway, effective immediately, Miss Benes will return to her old position, at her original salary and I, of course, will return to mine. Kudos, Elaine, on a job... done.
Elaine: What about my stock options?
J. Peterman: I think not.

Quote from Estelle Costanza

George: Why is there a Cadillac parked in front of the house?
Frank Costanza: That's your mother's new car.
George: You bought that?
Frank Costanza: It's a coupe de elegance.
Estelle Costanza: Your father wanted a Mercedes, but I won't ride in a German car.