George Quote #1331
Quote from George in The Little Jerry
Betsy: George, Celia has listed you as a character reference. Whatever you can tell us would certainly be helpful in her getting paroled.
George: Well, anything I can do to help. She's a wonderful girl. Very smart. Very... crafty.
Betsy: Does she have any plans after she's released?
George: Plans. Schemes. She keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends. You know, "the gang," she likes to call them. Yeah, you know, they're hatching something, you can count on that.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Little Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from George
Elaine: Here. Take a look at that.
Jerry: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor.
Elaine: No, he's not bald. Look. He's got a full head of hair.
Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
George: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks. That's very sweet. But that is not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: So, I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.
Jerry: How did you know about that?
Kramer: Because Marcelino, he taped it up on his cash register with all the other bad checks.
Jerry: He can't do that.
Kramer: It's the only way you'll learn. [eats] Oh, these eggs are disgusting. Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.