George Quote #1330
Quote from George in The Little Jerry
George: It's over, Jerry. She's getting out.
Jerry: Ah, I'm so sorry.
George: She's been locked up for two years. She's gonna want to make up for lost time. Dinners, movies, talking...
Jerry: In other words, a normal relationship.
George: And that's no good. I've tried it straight, Jerry. We've all seen the results. For me, sick is the only way to go.
Jerry: Well, she'll still be an ex-con.
George: It's not the same.
Jerry: Hey, if you two are meant to be together, I'm sure the cops'll pick her up on something.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Little Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from George
Elaine: Here. Take a look at that.
Jerry: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor.
Elaine: No, he's not bald. Look. He's got a full head of hair.
Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
George: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks. That's very sweet. But that is not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: So, I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.
Jerry: How did you know about that?
Kramer: Because Marcelino, he taped it up on his cash register with all the other bad checks.
Jerry: He can't do that.
Kramer: It's the only way you'll learn. [eats] Oh, these eggs are disgusting. Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.