George Quote #1290
Quote from George in The Checks
George: Excuse me. Did you hire the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners?
Male Executive: Yes. Cleaned up the coffee stain, left by Jerry Seinfield.
George: Mr Wilhelm? What- What are you doing here?
Wilhelm: I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.
George: [to the leader] Him you brainwashed?!! What's he got that I don't have?! Mr Wilhelm, listen. You've been abducted! Please, Mr. Wilhelm, you gotta listen to me!
Wilhelm: Wilhelm? My name is Tanya.
Male Executive: [Japanese: "With these two idiots I don't know how the Yankees won the World Series."]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Checks’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: It's the twirling that dazzles the eye.
George: I find it disorienting. Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.
Jerry: Those belong to people.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. My guests are very comfortable in them.
Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home.
Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?