Kramer Quote #806
Quote from Kramer in The Checks
Kramer: Hey, George. How about that tour, huh? These guys are ready to run
the bases.
George: Kramer, it's, it's raining. They got the tarp on the field.
Kramer: Ah, listen, George, what else can I do with these guys? Now, bear in mind, they're a little light on the yen.
George: Well, I, I got the pilot of the Jerry show.
Kramer: (snaps his fingers) That's perfect. [to the Japanese men] Hey, how would you guys like to watch Super Terrific Happy star Jerry Seinfeld?
Mr. Oh: But, we are also very hungry.
Kramer: Oh, yeah, yeah. [puts tape in] Well, you guys just watch the tape and, uh, I'll get you some food. [shouts] Hey, peanuts!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Checks’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: It's the twirling that dazzles the eye.
George: I find it disorienting. Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.
Jerry: Those belong to people.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. My guests are very comfortable in them.
Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home.
Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?