Elaine Quote #703
Quote from Elaine in The Package
Doctor: Elaine, you really didn't have to put on the gown.
Elaine: Oh, it's my pleasure. I love these. In fact, I've got one at home. It's perfect when you just want to throw something on.
[The nurse enters and hands the doctor Elaine's chart]
Doctor: All rightly. Let me just review your history before we begin.
Elaine: Where did you get my chart?
Doctor: From your last doctor. It's a standard procedure.
Elaine: You know, I can tell you my whole history. Let's just... [The doctor holds up his index finger]
Doctor: Okay. Let's take a look. Well, that doesn't look too serious. You'll be fine.
Elaine: Please, please. It's really, really itchy.
[The doctor writes something in Elaine's chart]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Package’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo?
Kramer: It's a write-off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write-off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No. I don't.
Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.
Quote from Newman
Newman: Gentlemen, gentlemen. I am so happy to see you both. There is just some inconsistencies I'd like to straighten out.
Jerry: I'm clean and you know it.
Newman: Clean? Hardly. This doesn't like like a man that is happy with his stereo performance, now, does it?
Jerry: Where did you get that?
George: I think that's one of mine.
Newman: It looks like you're breaking into it like an otter breaks open a clam.
Jerry: Well, I don't know about that but I'm sure there is a explanation.
Newman: Yes, it's called mail fraud. Oh, how I've longed for this moment, Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to hall you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are. A monster so vile!
Co-worker: Newman!
Newman: There will be a small fine.
Jerry: Okay.
Quote from George
Elaine: And then he starts writing on my chart.
George: Well, why don't you get a hold of it and change what you don't like?
Elaine: You can't change your chart. It's your chart.
George: I am in and out of my personnel file at work all the time.
Elaine: You are?
George: Hey, I've kept the same job for more than two years. It's not luck.