Elaine Quote #633

Quote from Elaine in The Friars Club

Jerry: Ready for lunch?
Elaine: I'm stuck here, editing the stupid catalog, because of stupid Bob Grossberg. Listen, there is something really suspicious about this guy. Every time Mr. Peterman tries to assign him any work, he says he can't hear, and it all gets dumped on me.
Jerry: You think he's faking?
Elaine: I don't know. But I'd like to try that earpiece on, see if it's real.
Bob: [pokes head around the door] Hey, Elaine. Oh, you have a friend. Just wanted to say hi.
Elaine: Bob, you know what? I'm kinda swamped here. You think you could give me a hand with some of the catalog?
Bob: I..I'm sorry. What?
Elaine: [slower and louder] I'm kind of swamped.
Bob: [holds up his tie] Thank you. I'm having lunch with Mr. P. I better get going.

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