Kramer Quote #710
Quote from Kramer in The Friars Club
Jerry: Breakfast?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. Most important meal of the day.
Jerry: So this Da Vinci sleep is working out?
Kramer: Oh, I'm percolating, Jerry. I'm telling you, I have never felt so fertile. I'm mossy, Jerry. My brain is mossy. Listen to this idea. A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly. [clicks tongue]
Jerry: What do you call it?
Kramer: PB and J's. What do you think?
Jerry: I think you need more sleep.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Friars Club’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie Chiles
Connie: [on phone] You gotta meet me at the police station. They're arresting me for attempted murder.
Jackie Chiles: Attempted murder? Of whom?
Connie: This guy, Kramer.
Jackie Chiles: Oh. Cosmo Kramer?
Connie: Yeah, that's right.
Jackie Chiles: I don't want nothing to do with it. [hangs up]
Quote from Jerry
George: How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh? Huh? I feel like Lincoln.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better.
Quote from George
George: We could be like the Gatsbys. Didn't they always like, you know, have a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?
Jerry: That doesn't sound right.
George: No.