George Quote #1169
Quote from George in The Friars Club
George: Ah, come on! I'm telling you, I could coach for the NFL. It's not that hard.
Jerry: That might be the stupidest thing you've ever said.
George: Oh, get outta here.
Jerry: I mean, come on. No, the stupidest thing you ever said was when you said Steve Kroft from Sixty Minutes is the same guy from Seals and Croft.
George: You watch the old videos. I'm telling you, look at him.
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‘The Friars Club’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie Chiles
Connie: [on phone] You gotta meet me at the police station. They're arresting me for attempted murder.
Jackie Chiles: Attempted murder? Of whom?
Connie: This guy, Kramer.
Jackie Chiles: Oh. Cosmo Kramer?
Connie: Yeah, that's right.
Jackie Chiles: I don't want nothing to do with it. [hangs up]
Quote from Jerry
George: How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh? Huh? I feel like Lincoln.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better.
Quote from George
George: We could be like the Gatsbys. Didn't they always like, you know, have a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?
Jerry: That doesn't sound right.
George: No.