Jerry Quote #1371
Quote from Jerry in The Friars Club
[stand-up:]
Jerry: The other thing I love is when you're in the middle of a dream, and your alarm goes off. You incorporate the sound of the alarm into the dream, so you can keep sleeping. And you'll make any adjustment in the dream to do it. I was with Marie Antoinette in a dream last night, and she was on the guillotine, the blade came down, her head fell into the basket, it rolled over and she started singing Neil Diamond's Solitary Man. And, I thought, "That is not my alarm going off. This is actually happening."
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