Jerry Quote #1360
[As Jerry walks off a stage, a woman moves in for a hug:]
Jerry: Hey. Hey!
Sally: Sally Weaver! Susan Ross' roommate from college. Hello!
Jerry: Right. Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, oh, so you saw the show?
Sally: Saw it? I loved it! And thank you for the free tickets. You are so funny.
Jerry: Oh, thanks.
Sally: No, no, I mean it. You're very funny.
Jerry: I believe you.
Sally: Oh, anyway, let me show you Memphis. I am taking you out to dinner.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm going straight to the airport.
Sally: Oh, that's too bad. Susan thought we'd really get along. I guess because we're both wacko! You know what, um.. You have to give this to them for me. Okay? Here. It's a wedding present. And Jerry? Be careful with it, okay? Be very careful.
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Quote from Frank Costanza
Elaine: You know, the photo I took in Tuscany of the little man in front of the sign that said "Costanza"?
Frank Costanza: There's a Costanza in Tuscany? Did he look like me? Did you talk to him?
Elaine: I didn't talk to anyone. I was just walking by, and I saw the sign, and I thought George might get a kick out of it.
Frank Costanza: I gotta get that picture. It could be my cousin, Carlo.
Elaine: Who is that?
George: When the Costanzas came here, one brother stayed behind.
Frank Costanza: I played with his son every day until the age of four. And then we separated.
Elaine: So, you weren't born here?
Frank Costanza: No. That's why I can never be president. It always irked me. That's why, even at an early age, I had no interest in politics. I refuse to vote. [shouts] They don't want me, I don't want them!
Quote from George
Doll: [Estelle's voice] Georgie! Don't eat with your hands! Why do you eat so fast?! You can't even taste it!
George: Don't tell me how to eat!
Doll: You're wearing that shirt? You've had it for five years already! Why don't you buy a new shirt?!
George: Because I like this one! [gets up, grabs the doll] Come on, let's go. Let's go!
[As George gets up to leave, he runs into Deena, the woman who thought he was having a break down.]
George: Oh, hi. [exits]
Deena: [to Ruthie, the cashier] That man should really be in a sanitarium.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Jerry, why don't you do a bit on Styrofoam?
Jerry: Like what?
Kramer: Well, uh... [impersonate Jerry's act] "What is this stuff? Why do we need this stuff?.. And why do they make them so small..?"
Jerry: Where's the punchline?
Kramer: It's all attitude.