Elaine Quote #611
Elaine: Well, you really did me in this time, didn't you? First guy I like in a really long time. I mean, we're getting along, everything is just great. I mean, all right, so he doesn't do... everything. And then you have to come along with your "hot" and your "heavy".
Jerry: So, you think Clyde told him?
Elaine: He wrote a song about it!
Jerry: Well, maybe it's a good thing.
Elaine: No! It's not a good thing! It's a bad thing! Do you know what this is like? To have no control over a relationship? And- And you feel sick to your stomach all the time? Do you know what that's like?
Jerry: No, but I've read articles and I must say it, doesn't sound very pleasant.
Elaine: You know, one of these days, something terrible is gonna happen to you. It has to!
Jerry: No. I'm gonna be just fine.
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Quote from Frank Costanza
Frank Costanza: Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
George: Why don't we talk about it another time?
Frank Costanza: But you see my point here. You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!
Mrs. Ross: Something's missing all right.
Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
Frank Costanza: That's perverse.
Quote from Frank Costanza
Frank Costanza: What is this thing anyway?
Mrs. Ross: It's Cornish game hen.
Frank Costanza: What is that, like a little chicken?
George: It's, uh, it's not a little chicken. [laughing] Little chicken. It's a game bird.
Frank Costanza: Game bird?
George: Yeah.
Frank Costanza: What do you mean? Like, you - you hunt it?
Mr. Ross: Yes.
Frank Costanza: How hard could it be to kill this thing?
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: What are you, outta your mind? Look at this. What did you buy here? You will never be able to finish all this stuff.
Kramer: Of course I will. These are all staples.
Jerry: A four-pound can of black olives? That's a staple?
Kramer: Lindsay olives, Jerry.
Jerry: A forty-eight pack of Eggo waffles. A gallon of barbecue sauce. Ten pounds of cocktail meatballs.
Kramer: $17.50. You can't beat that.
Jerry: Look...look at this can of tuna!
Kramer: Yeah. Star Kist, Jerry. Most tuna don't make their cut.
Jerry: This isn't for a person. This is for Biosphere 3.