Kramer: [answers phone] Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. Brought to you by The New York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters this Friday: Kevin Bacon, Susan Sarandon, "You've got to get me over that mountain!" "No!" [bang, bang] "Argh" There is no place higher than... Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1.
Elaine: Kramer, is that you?
Kramer: Elaine?
Elaine: Uh, what time does Chow Fun start?
Kramer: I don't know.

George: You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, ceases to exist! You see, right now, I have relationship George, but there is also independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with. Movie George, coffee shop George, liar George, bawdy George.
Jerry: I love that George.
George: Me too! And he's dying, Jerry! If relationship George walks through this door, he will kill independent George! A George divided against itself cannot stand!

Kramer: [answers phone] Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one.
George: Come on. Come on.
Kramer: Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title, now.
[George presses 3 keys]
Kramer: You've selected... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one.
George: What?
Kramer: Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one. [George is confused] Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected.
George: Chunnel?
Kramer: To find the theater nearest you, please enter your five digit zip-code, now. [George enters his zip-code] Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?
George: Lowes Paragon, 84th and Broadway.
Kramer: [picks up paper] Chunnel is playing at the Paragon 84th Street cinema in the main theater at 9:30 PM.
George: Yeah, now I gotcha! [hangs up, runs out]
Kramer: It's also playing in theater number two at 9:00.