George Quote #1000
Quote from George in The Jimmy
Wilhelm: I called this meeting because we have a problem. For the last few months someone has been stealing equipment from the club. Until recently it's been little things, you know. Bases, batting helmets, donuts, but two nights ago they pulled the big one. They took a pitching machine, a batting cage, the in-field tarp and all of Mr Steinbrenner's vitamins. Now, we have reason to believe it's an inside job.
George: [puffing] Whoa!
Wilhelm: If anybody here knows anything about it, I recommend strongly that you come forward.
[Wilhelm notices George patting down his sweaty face]
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Quote from George
George: I have to go see Steinbrenner later. Mr Wilhelm told him that I was the one responsible for stealing all the merchandise.
Jerry: Why?
George: 'Cause when he questioned me about it I was sweating from the Kung Pao.
Jerry: I don't know how you can eat that spicy chicken,
George: George likes spicy chicken.
Jerry: What's that?
George: I like spicy chicken.
Jerry: No, no. You said George likes spicy chicken.
George: No, I didn't.
Elaine: Yes, you did. You said George likes spicy chicken.
Jerry: You're turning in to Jimmy.
George: George is getting upset!
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Jimmy: Well, Jimmy's very unusual.
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