Morty Seinfeld Quote #49
Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The Kiss Hello
Jerry: [on the phone] Hi, mom. So, what's happening with uncle Leo? Is he paying you?
Helen Seinfeld: Well, he said no. He said we had no proof.
Morty Seinfeld: No proof? We'll get him. He's a crook, sooner or later, he'll slip up.
Helen Seinfeld: Uh, anyway, I want you to go check on Nana at the home.
Jerry: Okay, I will.
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Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Kiss Hello’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm.
Elaine: She's a physical therapist. She doesn't want to have to deal with that outside of the office.
George: Why not?
Elaine: Because it is what she does.
George: I love these people! You can't ask them questions. They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius unless it's in the confines of an office! When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed!
Elaine: George, you got a little something, right here.
George: [wiping face] These people think they're so important!
Quote from George
Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't owe you anything. I had some personal business that day.
George: Oh, I see. So your time is more valuable than mine. Is that it? You're a delicate genius!
Wendy: A delicate genius?
Quote from George
Receptionist: Oh, hi. Mr. Costanza, we were trying to get in touch with you. Wendy can't make her appointment. [clicks tongue]
George: What do you mean?
Receptionist: She had some personal affair she had to attend to. I left a message on your machine. You didn't get it?
George: When did you leave the message?
Receptionist: A few hours ago.
George: Oh, I'm sorry, I require twenty-four hours notice for a cancellation. Now, as I see it, you owe me seventy-five dollars.
Receptionist: Look, Mr. Costanza...
George: Will that be cash or check? [clicks tongue]