Jerry Quote #1152
Quote from Jerry in The Kiss Hello
Jerry: And what's with that hairdo, by the way?
Elaine: Huh, yeah, I know. It's not very flattering.
Jerry: I mean, she looks like something out of an old high school yearbook. You should say something to her.
Elaine: Oh, I could never say anything to her about that.
Jerry: Yeah. Kramer's the only person who could say something like that.
George: Well, just tell Kramer to tell her.
Elaine: No. If you tell him to do it, he'll never do it.
Jerry: What you have to do is introduce him, and then he'll just come out with it.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Kiss Hello’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm.
Elaine: She's a physical therapist. She doesn't want to have to deal with that outside of the office.
George: Why not?
Elaine: Because it is what she does.
George: I love these people! You can't ask them questions. They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius unless it's in the confines of an office! When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed!
Elaine: George, you got a little something, right here.
George: [wiping face] These people think they're so important!
Quote from George
Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't owe you anything. I had some personal business that day.
George: Oh, I see. So your time is more valuable than mine. Is that it? You're a delicate genius!
Wendy: A delicate genius?
Quote from George
Receptionist: Oh, hi. Mr. Costanza, we were trying to get in touch with you. Wendy can't make her appointment. [clicks tongue]
George: What do you mean?
Receptionist: She had some personal affair she had to attend to. I left a message on your machine. You didn't get it?
George: When did you leave the message?
Receptionist: A few hours ago.
George: Oh, I'm sorry, I require twenty-four hours notice for a cancellation. Now, as I see it, you owe me seventy-five dollars.
Receptionist: Look, Mr. Costanza...
George: Will that be cash or check? [clicks tongue]