George Quote #790
Quote from George in The Stand-In
Daphne: George, first let me just say I've never been with a guy who was so committed to commit. I mean, it's so rare in men these days and that's what makes this all the more difficult.
George: Difficult?
Daphne: The other day, after work, some girlfriends and I went to a bar for some drinks and there was this crazy mishap and I wound up meeting someone as a result. George...
George: Oh, please don't.
Daphne: Uh, I'm sorry. I'm afraid the worst of it is it's someone you know. Jerry Persach.
George: Pachyderm?
Daphne: He was carrying these two pieces of pizza...
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Stand-In’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: I didn't even know Fulton was in the hospital.
Jerry: Could use a good laugh. You know what kind of pressure that is? Come on, come with me.
George: Nah, no. I'm not good in these situations. I can't hide my pity. I.. I make 'em feel worse.
Jerry: Oh, stop it.
George: Yeah. And also, I'm afraid that people in that state are finally going to tell me what they really think of me. You know, they got nothing to lose. What do they care?
Quote from Elaine
Jerry: Why, what happened?
Elaine: Let's see. How shall I put this?
Jerry: Well, just put it.
Elaine: He took it out.
Jerry: He what?
Elaine: He took... [blows on her glasses] It out.
Jerry: He took what out?
Elaine: It.
Jerry: He took it out?
Elaine: Yes, sirree, Bob.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Fulton's wife told me it's all my fault. She said since my visit, he's taken a turn for the worse.
Kramer: Did you tell him the Pachyderm story?
Jerry: Yes, I told him the Pachyderm story!
Kramer: Maybe I ought to go over there.
Jerry: Towards what end?
Kramer: I'm very good with sick people. They love me. When my friend Len Nicodemo had the gout, I moved into his hospital room for three days. The doctors were amazed at his recovery.